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Hate giving useless gifts? Give a gift that cleans up! The Guilt-Free Greeting That Cleans Up: a patented eco-greeting that turns into 2 reusable cleaning cloths—meet your new fungi frog card that’s as fun as it is functional.
Consider this your daily reminder to have FUN and feel wonderful. Also… wipe the counters. This Fungi Frog Clard featuring a red polka dot mushroom is perfect for birthdays, friendship notes, congrats, or sending a smile because you like frogs and mushrooms.
Feel good to give, great to get: a guilt-free greeting card that turns into two reusable Swedish sponge cloths—the ultimate eco-friendly paper towel alternative so your note becomes something they’ll actually use again and again.
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Blank inside for your personal message
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One card becomes two cloths (yes, two)
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Replaces up to 3,000 paper towels—that’s like 17 rolls or 1,500 sheets per cloth!
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Dishwasher + microwave safe
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Compostable when worn out
Includes:
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1 fungi frog greeting that becomes 2 reusable cloths
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Recycled Kraft paper envelope + seal
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Printed gifting + use instructions on the back (with QR code)
Write your message, pop it in the envelope, and gift as usual. When they’re ready to use it, they’ll wet the card to activate it and separate it into two cloths made of European sponge cloth—70% cellulose and 30% cotton—for a plant-based, reusable, compostable cleaning boost.
Care: Rinse and wring out after use. Dishwasher safe (top rack). Microwave safe for sanitizing. Air dry.
Free shipping at $33.
U.S. Patent No. 11,027,570
Note: extra postage may be required
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